Fair warning: this might be a little on the lame side, but hey – it’s my three year old. Since I posted about his joke-cracking of late, I’ve really been trying to remember the silly things he’s said or done. So, here you go, from yesterday:
FIRST thing in the morning, and I do mean the FIRST thing that he said to me as he woke up right next to me in bed. In a groggy and raspy voice: “Mom, last night we took a bath… and then we took a shower!!” ha ha ha ha… they did have a bath before bed, but the shower? That part was the joke.
After we dropped Jude off at preschool, we went directly to the post office. As we were driving there he said, “Mom, is the post office… under the Blank Park Zoo?” I really did giggle at that one. It was just so random. I don’t think we’ve mentioned the Blank Park Zoo – or any zoo – since summer.
In the evening, right before bedtime, Jett was walking around in his underwear with a red bandana tied around his neck (remnants of Jude’s cowboy outfit for his preschool program). He had daddy’s iPhone in one hand and their plastic Tag reader case (resembling a briefcase) in the other hand and declared, “I’m going to work now!” and marched off into his bedroom.
He’s just full of them lately. Maybe they’re skipping the whole learning letters and numbers thing and doing a “stand-up” unit in preschool instead. I should ask.


I’m so glad you have this forum to record & share these moments. It’s great for a grandma! Are you sure he wasn’t imitating Josh’s new work outfit required with the ownership change?
I don’t think anybody wants to see that.
ah Jett. You crack me up. :)
bow ba ba ba bow bow bow… (seinfeld bass)
just so he doesn’t add to his stand-up “i get no respect!” who does he take after??
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